The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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