what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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