She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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