I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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