were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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