I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
