I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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