we're blogging at a bar
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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