Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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