whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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