What a fucking waste of an outfit
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
