We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize