If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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