You're my little dorito
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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