Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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