You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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