this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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