I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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