is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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