you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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