...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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