All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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