3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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