Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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