Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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