i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I look better un-naked...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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