Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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