How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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