he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
4 words: hood of his car
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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