He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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