I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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