Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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