She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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