McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
so let's talk penis.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Randomize
