So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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