why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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