Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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