Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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