problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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