thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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