im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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