I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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