You're so nebulous sometimes
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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