just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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