Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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