Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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