I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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