Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
i need some magic done to my vagina
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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