Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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