she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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