I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
operation harelip BJ is a go
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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