I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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