sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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