I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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