Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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